Maven: “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Blood” Fake Blood – 16 oz.

Amazon.com Price: $15.95 (as of 01/01/2020 22:35 PST- Details)

TERRIFYINGLY REALISTIC FAKE BLOOD – Engineered with a guilty conscience to be terrifyingly realistic, this fake blood splatters, sprays, drips and dries just like the real thing.
SIMULATE UNTOLD NUMBER OF GORY MISFORTUNES – Perfect for creating cuts, wounds, bites, tears, abrasions, gashes, lacerations, stabbings, hemorrhages, amputations, de-glovings, and whatever else you can come up with.
ALSO GOOD FOR CRIME SCENES – Like real blood, which is good for keeping you and your vampire paramour alive, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real Blood is versatile. Apply it to skin as well as clothes, floors, doors, walls, and/or windows. It may or may not pass a CSI lab analysis.