DISCOVER THE SECRET THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE WAY YOU HOLD YOUR DECK FOREVER!
Do you Suffer from “My Deck is Too Big” Syndrome? Are you Tired of Stuffing Half your Deck in a Box that is too Small? Do Visions of Broken Zippers Haunt your Dreams?
THEN YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!
Now introducing THE ORIGINAL HORRIBLE CASE FOR CARDS. Our high quality, ballistic nylon mesh covered case is a sturdy, yet gently finished specimen which holds up to 1400 cards. Its impressive length and girth amount to an expansive volume accommodating all 7.5 inches of the original main game as well as all expansions. You’ll find black velvet isn’t just in that little boy’s smile when you unzip the 27 inch zipper and revel in the luxury of this horrible case.
Here at HORRIBLE CASES our youthful team is dedicated to ensuring your satisfaction with every great product you buy. That’s why we offer a lifetime money back guarantee – NO QUESTIONS ASKED! (You probably wouldn’t want us to know the embarrassing details behind how THAT happened anyway, would you?)
WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
Seriously? Nothing! We’re selling you a case here. The general idea is it’s up to YOU to put things inside.
WHAT TO PUT INSIDE
Magic The Gathering
Austin Powers CCG
(There’s an Austin Powers CCG?)
DOUBLES AS A CLUB WHEN FULL
YOU CAN TAKE IT TO DA CLUB
HANDY WRIST STRAP
BE THE OBJECT OF ENVY AND ADMIRATION FROM ALL COMERS
PROTECT YOUR STUFF FROM LIQUID AND CHILDREN
Large Hard Travel Storage Carrying Case Holder for Entire Set (Cards not Included) Holds all the Cards!
High Quality Ballistic Nylon Mesh Hard Case with Velvet Lining
Impressive Length and Girth
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE – We GUARANTEE this PRODUCT will meet your expectations for life or we’ll give you your money back – NO QUESTIONS ASKED!